VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, December 2006 - VOTE ERNIE.... VOTE OFTEN!!!!

[Dr. Ernst Primer (again)]

Below is teh one true ballot, x-poasted directly from A.U.K., I just
wanted to underline that Ernie needs all the votes he can get - he
apparently has stiff (don't get excited Ernie) competition again this
month.

Please vote Ernie for the Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science"
Award! He really deserves it, he's worked hard for it over these many
years.

Here follows the one true ballot for the December 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on January 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Jeff Relf
Roger Dean "teslacoils" Ray
Tom Potter
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Azure
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Andrew Chung
Wabbit of rec.radio.amateur.policy
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Azure
Jeff Relf
Pamela Russell
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Steve Perkoff
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Joseph Bartlo
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Joseph Bartlo
Raymond Karczewski
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Tom "Tosser" Bishop
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Ernie Primeau
Tomcat and Brad Guth
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Andrew Chung
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Andrew Chung
Mike "miguel" Cranston
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Mike "miguel" Cranston
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Tom Potter
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Andrew Chung
Mike "miguel" Cranston and Brent Armstrong
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
EDMOND WOLLMANN RUBBER TURKEY FOR CHRISTMAS 2006
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Rocky as The Mekon
HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
J.R. Sherman
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Andrew Chung
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Tom Bishop
MINISTER OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)
Big-8 Management Board
Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
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Fluffy thanks you for your participation!
--
The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK

[Art Deco]

Post by Dr. Ernst Primer (again)
Below is teh one true ballot, x-poasted directly from A.U.K., I just
wanted to underline that Ernie needs all the votes he can get - he
apparently has stiff (don't get excited Ernie) competition again this
month.
Please vote Ernie for the Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science"
Award! He really deserves it, he's worked hard for it over these many
years.

Rotsa ruck, you're up against two very strong candidates -- tomkitty
and Guthball.

Post by Dr. Ernst Primer (again)

Here follows the one true ballot for the December 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for

[ceniza]

Post by Art Deco
Rotsa ruck, you're up against two very strong candidates -- tomkitty
and Guthball.

Our fine fake doctor of hairloss posted over 23,000 times to alt.baldspot in
2006. He deserves an award just for that.